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After dating for a few weeks, a girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to have dinner with her parents. She then tells him that after the dinner, she wants to go out and have sex with him for the first time. Well, the young man is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to purchase, a 3-pack, 10 pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he'll be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to him, "I had no idea you were so religious!" The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!

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