Jack went to the urologist and said, "Doc., I'm having trouble getting an erection. Can you help me?"
After a complete examination, the doctor told Jack, "Well, your problem is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged.
There's really nothing I can do for you, unless you are willing to try a radical experimental treatment." Jack asked sadly, "What's the new treatment?"
"Well," the Doctor explained, "We take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
Jack thought about it silently then said, "Well, the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much. Let's go for it."
A few weeks after the operation, Jack was given a green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure, Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, and then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
Jack replied with his eyes watering, "Well, I guess so. But I don't think I can fit another roll up my ass."